- Joyce Byers: What is your problem? We have had a very long day. We've been shot at, nearly blown up, walked god knows how many miles in 100 degree heat, stole a car, all while being chased by this gigantic psychopath, all so we could bring HIM to YOU because somehow you're the closest person who speaks Russian, which I can't believe but that doesn't matter because unfortunately we're here, so if you don't mind put that thing away, stop behaving like a jackass, and ask him what he's doing that is making my magnets fall off my damn fridge! Please!
- Dr. Alexei: [in Russian] Get that out of my face, you bald American pig.
- Murray: [in Russian] I may be bald, but you're the one in handcuffs, Soviet scum.
- Hospital Receptionist: [on the phone while Nancy is trying to get through for help] I don't care how good her pie is, I don't want her in my damn house!