Happy! (TV Series)

I Am the Future (2018)

Lili Mirojnick: Det. Meredith McCarthy

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• Det. Meredith McCarthy : [tasing Blue]  Listen to you sing. You're a regular little Bitch Perfect.

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : You look like a cruise ship got torpedoed with Liberace's corpse.

  Sonny Shine : I don't know who you are. But I'm not interested. Who let you in here?

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : [flashing her badge]  Backstage pass.

• Sonny Shine : I've gotta be on stage in a few minutes. It's the Sonny Shine Wishtacular. I'm sure you've heard of it. We raise millions for disadvantaged children.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : You can go on stage, wiggle your ass and twinkle your toes for all your adoring fans. And then I'm gonna drag you off in cuffs on live television. It'll be as shitty as you looking right into those cameras and telling the whole world there ain't no Santa Claus. I know you'll be out before the ink dries on your arrest report, but you'll be walking out to a wasteland formerly known as your career.

  Sonny Shine : Hmm. This Hansen woman, is this all you're asking for really?

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : For now.

  Sonny Shine : You should stop by my tower. You might find her there. I can't speak to her frame of mind. Okay, you found your way in, now find your way out.

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : Thought I finally got rid of you. Anyway... you know, if I were you, I would take advantage of my new reputation. Lay low for a while. Hear California's nice.

  Nick Sax : California? It's not my kind of dirty. Besides, I hate avocadoes.

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : Where you going?

  Nick Sax : Eh, I got a date.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Oh...

  Nick Sax : Gonna... I don't know, go out to Coney Island, grab some ice cream.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : It's winter.

  Nick Sax : Yeah, I'm new to this. What do I know?

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : All right, well, if that's the case, you might wanna slap a little aftershave on. You smell like you murdered a hooker.

  Nick Sax : [smelling his fingers]  That obvious?

• Det. Meredith McCarthy : How's your kid holding up?

  Nick Sax : She'll be all right. She's tough. Like her mom. You know, this world may not be all glitter and tinsel, but there are few people in it that make it work. You're one of 'em. You know what you did, right? You gave me my daughter, Mer. You're my hero.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : You don't get to take that one back.

  Nick Sax : I don't want it back.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : Good. 'Cause I'm keeping it.

  Nick Sax : All right, keep it.

  Det. Meredith McCarthy : I will.