Quotes
Jurassic Lark/Suspended Animation Part 1/Of Mice and Memes/Suspended Animation Part 2
Animaniacs
- Pinky: That's nice, Brain. I've spent the last twenty-two years undergoing rigorous psychotherapy and realized that our co-dependent relationship isn't based on a shared desire to conquer the world, but rather my enabling of your systematic emotional and physical abuse.
- Brain: Quiet you nincompoop!
- [flicks Pinky on the nose who holds it in pain]
- Pinky: Right-o!
- [laughs]
- Pinky: I deserve that!
- [In an out-and-out parody of Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park, a Jeep pulls up with the Warner Bros. logo on it; in it, an animated caricature of Sam Neill's Dr. Alan Grant looks stunned, stands up in the Jeep and dramatically pulls off his sunglasses]
- Dr. Ellie Sattler: [holding an animated cel of the Warners] Alan, this species of cartoon has been extinct since 1998. I mean these haven't been seen on TV since the golden era of animation!
- [Without looking, Alan turns her head]
- Dr. Ellie Sattler: -- what?
- [She too dramatically pulls off her sunglasses to stare in wonder at what Alan is looking at; from afar, we see what appears to be a shadow of a brontosaurus; the shadow then morphs into three separate shadows: the Warners themselves; they prance towards them, gleaming in the sun]
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [singing] La!
- Dr. Grant: [Alan and Ellie get out to investigate] It's -- it's the Warner Brothers!
- Dot Warner: [from far away] And the Warner Sister!
- Steven Spielberg: [parodying the role of Richard Attenborough's John Hammond, Steven laughs to himself at their reactions] That's -- yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Dr. Ian Malcolm: [seated in the Jeep behind them] He -- he did it. That, that, that, that crazy son-of-a-gun actually did it.
- Dr. Grant: [holds up Wakko] Clean, vectored outlines.
- [holds up Yakko]
- Dr. Grant: Wide screen format.
- Dr. Ellie Sattler: [holding up Dot] These don't look like reruns.
- [Dot grabs Ellie's nose and trumpet horns come out her ears; the Warners scamper away]
- Steven Spielberg: Well, they're not.
- [Dot carries Steven over to Alan and Ellie]
- Steven Spielberg: I reanimated them.
- Donald Gennaro: [Donald Gennaro, the ill-fated lawyer character from Jurassic Park, is stunned while wearing a green suit with a "Hulu" button] We are gonna make a fortune with this show.
- [Dot holds up a cream pie and the Warner Brothers run away]
- Dr. Grant: How zany are they?
- Steven Spielberg: Oh, to the max.
- [Alan is immediately hit with Dot's cream pie]
- Steven Spielberg: Of course, then there's Pinky and the Brain.
- Dr. Ellie Sattler: Pinky and the Brain? You said you're bringing back Pinky and the Brain?
- Steven Spielberg: Mm-hmm.
- Dr. Grant: [grabs Steven by the shoulder] Say it again.
- Steven Spielberg: [smiles] We're bringing back Pinky and the Brain.
- [at the sound of this, Alan hunches over, dizzy]
- Dr. Ellie Sattler: Put your head between your knees.
- [Alan collapses anyway]
- Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [the Warners bounce away into the sunlight] Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!
- Dr. Ellie Sattler: Where are they going?
- Steven Spielberg: Home. Welcome to "Animaniacs"!
- Brain: *Sees Pinky watching tv, gets idea to invent the internet* That's it! Pinky, to take over the world, we must give the people what they truly want!
- Pinky: *Stands up and take off bathrobe, misinterpreting him* Alright Brain, I'll do it. But ONLY if it's tasteful and makes sense for my character.