Animaniacs (TV Series)
Jurassic Lark/Suspended Animation Part 1/Of Mice and Memes/Suspended Animation Part 2 (2020)
Rob Paulsen: Yakko, Pinky, Gennaro
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Quotes
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Yakko Warner : Quantum mechanics... quinoa wraps... Queen Bey! We've missed so much!
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Pinky : That's nice, Brain. I've spent the last twenty-two years undergoing rigorous psychotherapy and realized that our co-dependent relationship isn't based on a shared desire to conquer the world, but rather my enabling of your systematic emotional and physical abuse.
Brain : Quiet you nincompoop!
[flicks Pinky on the nose who holds it in pain]
Pinky : Right-o!
[laughs]
Pinky : I deserve that!
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[In an out-and-out parody of Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park, a Jeep pulls up with the Warner Bros. logo on it; in it, an animated caricature of Sam Neill's Dr. Alan Grant looks stunned, stands up in the Jeep and dramatically pulls off his sunglasses]
Dr. Ellie Sattler : [holding an animated cel of the Warners] Alan, this species of cartoon has been extinct since 1998. I mean these haven't been seen on TV since the golden era of animation!
[Without looking, Alan turns her head]
Dr. Ellie Sattler : -- what?
[She too dramatically pulls off her sunglasses to stare in wonder at what Alan is looking at; from afar, we see what appears to be a shadow of a brontosaurus; the shadow then morphs into three separate shadows: the Warners themselves; they prance towards them, gleaming in the sun]
Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner , Dot Warner : [singing] La!
Dr. Grant : [Alan and Ellie get out to investigate] It's -- it's the Warner Brothers!
Dot Warner : [from far away] And the Warner Sister!
Steven Spielberg : [parodying the role of Richard Attenborough's John Hammond, Steven laughs to himself at their reactions] That's -- yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Dr. Ian Malcolm : [seated in the Jeep behind them] He -- he did it. That, that, that, that crazy son-of-a-gun actually did it.
Dr. Grant : [holds up Wakko] Clean, vectored outlines.
[holds up Yakko]
Dr. Grant : Wide screen format.
Dr. Ellie Sattler : [holding up Dot] These don't look like reruns.
[Dot grabs Ellie's nose and trumpet horns come out her ears; the Warners scamper away]
Steven Spielberg : Well, they're not.
[Dot carries Steven over to Alan and Ellie]
Steven Spielberg : I reanimated them.
Donald Gennaro : [Donald Gennaro, the ill-fated lawyer character from Jurassic Park, is stunned while wearing a green suit with a "Hulu" button] We are gonna make a fortune with this show.
[Dot holds up a cream pie and the Warner Brothers run away]
Dr. Grant : How zany are they?
Steven Spielberg : Oh, to the max.
[Alan is immediately hit with Dot's cream pie]
Steven Spielberg : Of course, then there's Pinky and the Brain.
Dr. Ellie Sattler : Pinky and the Brain? You said you're bringing back Pinky and the Brain?
Steven Spielberg : Mm-hmm.
Dr. Grant : [grabs Steven by the shoulder] Say it again.
Steven Spielberg : [smiles] We're bringing back Pinky and the Brain.
[at the sound of this, Alan hunches over, dizzy]
Dr. Ellie Sattler : Put your head between your knees.
[Alan collapses anyway]
Yakko Warner , Wakko Warner , Dot Warner : [the Warners bounce away into the sunlight] Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy!
Dr. Ellie Sattler : Where are they going?
Steven Spielberg : Home. Welcome to "Animaniacs"!
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Brain : *Sees Pinky watching tv, gets idea to invent the internet* That's it! Pinky, to take over the world, we must give the people what they truly want!
Pinky : *Stands up and take off bathrobe, misinterpreting him* Alright Brain, I'll do it. But ONLY if it's tasteful and makes sense for my character.
