- Lt. Talla Keyali: I mean, this has to be the most insane thing that's ever happened on this ship.
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: One time I almost died because I humped a statue.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Isaac once cut my leg off.
- Lt. Cmdr. John LaMarr: And the Captain and Commander, they got put in a zoo.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Bortus almost crashed the ship because of porn.
- Lt. Talla Keyali: I see.
- Lt. Talla Keyali: You wanna re-pay me? Here's how: When you see me in the corridor, walk the other way.
- Klyden: I do not understand.
- Lt. Talla Keyali: Locar didn't hurt you. He didn't hurt anyone. All he wanted was love. And yet because of you, his life is over. For no reason except your own prejudice. So as far as I am concerned, you can go straight to Hell.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: When Moclans break up, is there, like, all that stabbing like there is with the divorce?
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: No. Each Moclan extracts a tooth and leaves it with his former mate.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Yep, I knew it had to be something like that.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: Do you still have the tooth?
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: No. It is given to the next mate.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Let me guess: he eats it.
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: That is correct.
- Lt. Gordon Malloy: Yes! Man, I'm getting so good at this.