- John Potato: Police are warning people to be on guard because a bunch of deadly ninja teddy bears are believed to be in the country. We've just received this film of the teddy's secret traning camp which was shot with a hidden camera. Unfortunately, the camera was hidden in the boot of a car and we forgot to take it out.
- Vince Vermin: [being attacked by Ninja teddy bears] I'm warning you, I'll cry all over you and shrink your pajamas! Let me go!
- Doc Croc: [to Vince] Come 'ere and I'll teach you the art of Kung Food! Jemimah, fetch my wok. We're gonna have Vince Fu Yong for tea.
- Narrator: Evil False Teeth from beyond the stars have landed on Earth and are making their presence felt.
- Male False Teeth: Here's a present I made for ya.
- Female False Teeth: Ooh, it's made of felt! Nice.