- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: How are you?
- Lenny Bruce: Out on bail.
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: No, Seriously.
- Lenny Bruce: No seriously, I am out on bail
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: So you work on the barter system.
- Benjamin: People think if they buy me things, I'll work hard to keep them alive.
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: Are they right?
- Benjamin: Yes.
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: Do you... like me?
- Benjamin: I don't know.
- [Honestly]
- Benjamin: If you go, could you possibly stay quiet that long?
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: I don't know.
- [Honestly]
- Lenny Bruce: I am noticing more then one glass here.
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: I am with someone.
- Lenny Bruce: A date?
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: Possibly. Jury's still out.
- Lenny Bruce: Where is he, this date?
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: He had to check in, he's on call.
- Lenny Bruce: You're kidding? You went to the Catskills and bagged a doctor! Your parents must be Kvelling!
- Lenny Bruce: Did I know you were coming tonight?
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: You didn't get my homing pigeon?
- Benjamin: [Opening up a menu] So Lenny Bruce...
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: [Looking determinedly into her own menu] We did Not.
- Benjamin: [Returning her tone] Had to ask.