- Mary: Well, I'm happy to report that my potato salad is once again the hit of the potluck.
- George Sr.: That's great, honey.
- Mary: I feel sorry for Pam Staples. No one's touching her potato salad.
- Sheldon: If you feel bad, then why are you smiling?
- Meemaw: 'Cause sometimes your mommy's a big ol' hypocrite.
- Pastor Jeff: When we first started dating, everything was wonderful.
- Mary: That's when it is wonderful.
- Pastor Jeff: All the problems started when we got married.
- Mary: Well, marriage will do that to a relationship.