- Jay Pritchett: This kid could be my second act.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You're seventy. Your second act was two acts ago.
- Jay Pritchett: [at the driving range with Joe] Just take this club and hit the ball.
- Joe Pritchett: [Points at tag on golf bag] Why does that say Manny?
- Jay Pritchett: It was barely used. It was a swing and a miss for both of us.
- Luke Dunphy: [Phil and Claire are in a staring contest] Come on, dad. Batting cage!
- Phil Dunphy: I'm sorry, buddy. I gotta blink.
- [He does]
- Claire Dunphy: Yes! Yes! All those Magic Eye posters paid off!
- Phil Dunphy: We got our batting cage. Sort of.
- [Cut to Claire using the batting cage]
- Luke Dunphy: Come on, mom. Can we have a turn?
- Claire Dunphy: Not after the day I had!
- Phil Dunphy: C'mon, buddy. Maybe next time.