Hazbin Hotel (TV Series)

Pilot (2019)

Joe Gran: Egg Bois

Quotes 

• Sir Pentious : You whores have no class! In war, the side remembered is the side with the most *style*.

  Cherri Bomb : Or the side that ain't dead!

  Angel Dust : Speaking of style, is your hat like... alive or something?

  Sir Pentious : Oh, well that's none of your goddamn business, now is it?

  Angel Dust : Would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?

  Egg Bois : Ooh!

  [Sir Pentious chucks a rock at Egg Bois] 

  Sir Pentious : I'm going to blow you to bits!

  Angel Dust : Mmm, kinky.

  Sir Pentious : Oh, not like that! Pervert!

• Sir Pentious : Hell will be mine! And everyone will know the name of Sir Pe...

  Cherri Bomb : EDGE LORD!

  Sir Pentious : Pardon? Who said that?

  [confronts to Egg Bois] 

  Sir Pentious : What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses? Speak up!

  Egg Bois : That wasn't us, Mr. Bossman!

  [a red bomb flies through the window of Sir Pentious machine and explodes] 

  Cherri Bomb : You looking for a fight, old man? Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I SMASH IT...

  [a large pipe falls from the ceiling] 

  Cherri Bomb : ... More.

  Sir Pentious : Oh, you want to *go*, missy? Well I'm happy to oblige!

  [laughs evilly and he's backed up by armed Egg Bois]