Hazbin Hotel (TV Series)

Pilot (2019)

Faye Mata: Katie Killjoy

Quotes 

• Katie Killjoy : Good afternoon, I'm Katie Killjoy.

  Tom Trench : And I'm Tom Trench. Chaos out of pentagram city today as a turf war is raging on the west side. Between notable kingpin Sir Pentious and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse Cherry Bomb.

  Katie Killjoy : That's right, Tom. After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs. Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory.

  Tom Trench : Those two seem to be really be going at it, huh?

  Katie Killjoy : Looks like their fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot.

  Tom Trench : And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot. Hoo hoo~

  Katie Killjoy : You are a limp dick jackass Tom. Or should I say...

  [Pours her hot coffee on his crotch] 

  Katie Killjoy : No dick?

  Tom Trench : [wincing in pain]  Not again!

  Katie Killjoy : Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho, who's here to discuss her new passion project. All that and more, after the break!

  [turns to Tom, still writhing in pain] 

  Katie Killjoy : Suck it up, you little bi-

  [transmission lost] 

• Katie Killjoy : Tell us. How does it feel to be such a total failure?

  [She bursts out laughing] 

  Charlie : Yeah? Well... How does it feel that I got your pen? Huh... BITCH?