Stuber (2019)

Dave Bautista: Vic Manning

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Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Stu : [jokingly]  Hey, lemme guess, you want me to drive you to all the Sarah Connors in the city?

  Vic : [impatiently]  Koreatown, now!

• Vic : It's a baby gun. It allows you to fire it while crying.

• Vic : [after Stu attempts to hug him]  Save that for a tree.

• Vic : [incredulous after Stu tries to guess his ethnicity]  And *I'm* the racist one?

• Vic : You've got brass balls.

  Stu : Don't talk about my balls!

  Vic : It's me and you.

  Stu : Leave my balls out of it!

  Vic : We're a team buddy.

• Stu : [about his boss]  He's the second worst guy I've ever met.

  Vic : Who's the first?

  Stu : I'll give you a hint. It's you.

• Stu : Do you remember that part of NeverEnding Story where Atreyu walks through the oracle gates and those guys, big statue things, can see a warrior's true internal nature and that super scary knight just vaporizes because deep down he doesn't believe in himself?

  Vic : Yeah?

• Vic : I can't see.

  Stu : Oh my god. You're blind? I am so sorry. I didn't know it was like that.

  Vic : It'll come back.

  Stu : That's the spirit.

• Vic : [after Vic steals many guns from the store Stu works at]  Put it on my Uber tab.

  Stu : There's no tab! Uber is not a general store in the Old West!

• Vic : I could have called another Uber driver earlier and you know why I didn't?

  Stu : Because you don't know how to use apps!

• Vic : I've got self-respect. You know what that is?

  Stu : Is that when a blind cop kidnaps an Uber driver?

• Vic : [after Stu's electric car runs out of battery]  You got an electric car that doesn't use gas?

• Vic : [Vic sees Stu crying]  You need a tissue? Teddy bear? You got a blankie in the trunk you want me to grab?