Roseanne (TV Series)
Eggs Over, Not Easy (2018)
Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris
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Quotes
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Jackie Harris : [filling out Becky's medical forms] Hep B, Hep C, HIV, and STDs.
Becky Conner-Healy : Nope, nope, nope, and
[knocks on wood]
Becky Conner-Healy : not anymore.
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Andrea : This is a little gift for the gift you're giving me.
Becky Conner-Healy : [opens box] Wow, a Bedazzled egg.
Jackie Harris : Becky, that's a Faberge egg, those things are worth a lot of money!
Andrea : Actually it's Fabergé.
Jackie Harris : And what did I say?
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Jackie Harris : Don't get mad, I took Becky to the fertility clinic, but it's all right, she's not going through with it anymore.
Roseanne Conner : That's great, how'd you talk her out of it?
Jackie Harris : I didn't, the doctor did. He said her eggs are too old.
Roseanne Conner : That's great! How'd you get him to say that?
Jackie Harris : I didn't. It's true. He says her chances of having a baby are slim to none