The Magicians (TV Series)

The Fillorian Candidate (2018)

Trevor Einhorn: Josh Hoberman

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Quotes 

• Josh Hoberman : I come bearing gifts.

  Eliot Waugh : This is like, 80% taco supplies.

  Josh Hoberman : I'm sorry, do they not have Tuesdays in Fillory?

• Josh Hoberman : Previously... on "Us".

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : What?

  Josh Hoberman : Just imagine, an montage. A group of fine looking grad students were invited to a secret school for magic, where a bunch of stuff happened that doesn't really matter until they ran into a mysterious figure. An answer to a riddle they didn't even know to ask...

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : It's you.

  Josh Hoberman : Do you want this recap or not?

  [Continues] 

  Josh Hoberman : So yeah, it was me. Things were awesome. For a minute. We became kings and queens. Well, everybody but you. Everyone hooked up, I had a threesome with two harpies.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Just get to the parts about me.

  Josh Hoberman : You had a lot of drama with your hands. You signed a billion-year contract with the Library to help out Kady.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Wait, who's that?

  Josh Hoberman : [Surprised]  Kady Orloff-Diaz? Love of your life? Looks like she could crack open your balls, because she can?

  [Penny stares blankly] 

  Josh Hoberman : Well, it was a love for the ages. Despite the fact that Kady got in way over her head with some hedge witches. Especially her best bitch, Julia Wicker - their term, not mine. I would never... Whatever went down definitely made them ex-best... Witches.

• Josh Hoberman : Now, if you would please refer to the hookup/murder chart.

  William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Penny got with the other Alice. Interesting.

  Josh Hoberman : Now that we know who porked whom, let's go over who murdered whom...