The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV Series)
Someday... (2018)
Alex Borstein: Susie Myerson
Quotes
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Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : You stole your mother's car?
Susie Myerson : She stole my childhood. I think we're even.
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[Susie listens to the recording of her snoring, which stops abruptly]
Susie Myerson : ...Did I die?
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Susie Myerson : [regarding the rash on her face] Hey, you have any idea what these weird bumps are? I mean, is this like a local thing?
Counter Boy : I'm sixteen.
Susie Myerson : Yeah, I didn't ask you if you'd ever been blown, I asked about this.
[indicates her face]
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Joel Maisel : Now pay them.
Ricky : She was late.
Susie Myerson : Ten minutes!
Joel Maisel : Doesn't matter. Pay her what you owe her.
Ricky : So you're her manager.
Susie Myerson : I'm her manager, Ricky. You know that.
Ricky : So who are you?
Joel Maisel : What's it matter?
Ricky : I like to know who I'm talking to.
Joel Maisel : I'm her husband.
Ricky : Her husband! Well, why the fuck don't you keep her--
[interrupted by Joel's right hook]
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Joel.
Joel Maisel : Wherever that sentence was going, it was going to end up like that anyway.
Susie Myerson : A whole new light, pal.
Joel Maisel : Now pay her what you owe her.