The Good Place (TV Series)
Everything Is Bonzer! (2018)
Mike O'Malley: The Doorman
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Michael : Hi, I'm Michael. You must be The Doorman.
The Doorman : [points at his DOORMAN sign]
Michael : Ah. This is wild. I had no idea this was even here. So I have this ruling from The Judge. Heading on down to Earth to reverse the deaths of these four people. It's kind of tricky, you know? It starts up a new timeline, so there might be some ripple effects. But it's necessary for the experiment that we're doing there. So, how long's this trip take? Hope I don't get a middle seat.
[snaps, chuckles]
The Doorman : Wow, I haven't heard a joke in 8,000 years. And I still haven't.
[stamps his paperwork APPROVED]
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The Doorman : Travel papers...
Michael : Yeah. You know, The Judge said to use the same ones. Because I'm, uh, you know, visiting the same people. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. I brought you a nice hot cup of antimatter.
The Doorman : I usually only drink decaf antimatter.
Michael : Ah.
The Doorman : Eh, I'll take it. It's only 4:30. My shift doesn't end until 9 billion.