- Lou Grover: Boy, it ain't that complicated. You don't have to give any advice. You don't have to fix any problems. You don't even have to lift a finger, which, under normal circumstances, is right up your alley.
- Will Grover: I was just trying to help.
- Lou Grover: Son... the key to a happy relationship is a fixed gaze and open ears. Let me explain it.
- Will Grover: If Grace didn't want my advice then why did she call me, then?
- Lou Grover: You see, this is what I'm talking about. Are you hearing anything I'm saying?
- [Will's phone buzzes]
- Lou Grover: Ooh. You really are in the doghouse. Even that text sounds angry.