- George: Cough, cough, cough
- Ursula: George! Back so soon?
- George: Yes, but these shortcuts killing me.
- Shep: [Thermometer in his mouth] Moaning, moaning
- Ursula: Oh Doctor is it a crisis?
- Dr. Kilimandaro: No lady that is a thermometer.
- George: George go get leopard skin now.
- Dr. Kilimandaro: I don't want to sound like a smart aleck George baby but your wearing one.
- George: But that my leopard skin.
- Dr. Kilimandaro: Look at it this way is a doggie man's best friend or not?
- Ursula: But Doctor Shep is an elephant.
- Dr. Kilimandaro: Look George think's a dog Shep think's a dog I think he's a dog. What are you some kind of a trouble maker?
- Nurse: Doctor it's George of the Jungle
- Dr. Kilimandaro: Tell him us Witch Doctor's don't make house calls
- Nurse: It isn't George it's his doggie who is sick.
- Dr. Kilimandaro: Oh that's different I never could resist a Bow Wow.
- Dr. Kilimandaro: [Looking at Shep] That's a Bow Wow?
- George: See? Doctor say Shep is Bow Wow. Big grey droopy nose Bow Wow.
- Dr. Kilimandaro: Hmm this look's like a tough case quick I'll need 14 crocodile teeth, 3 fresh plucked Gore Gore feathers and a leopard skin
- George: Oh oh not in medicine chest