Happy! (TV Series)

White Sauce? Hot Sauce? (2018)

Ritchie Coster: Francisco Scaramucci, Mr. Blue

Quotes 

• Francisco Scaramucci : Why are you touching me?

  Landon : I've been waiting for you.

  Francisco Scaramucci : I'm not in the mood to... what the fuck is that?

  Landon : Cherry vape. I'm quitting the old nic sticks. I was starting to get lines around my mouth.

• Landon : Let's be real. Hombre to hombre. I get it. You hate the show. But I just came from the morgue, and this dead son story is heating up. And bro, you are a big part of it. I am talking recurring guest. I am talking spin-off.

  [offering a piece of paper] 

  Landon : Just, uh... sign this release and you can leave all that mobster crap behind.

  Francisco Scaramucci : That... crap?

  Landon : Cameras aren't rolling, dude. Celebrities are the new mobsters. They make twice as much, and nobody expects them to obey the law. You know, gotta give up this tired old idea of...

  Francisco Scaramucci : Why would I wanna leave all this behind?

  [smashing an ornament into Landon's cheek] 

  Francisco Scaramucci : I love my work.

• Nick Sax : Really into Christmas, ain't you?

  Very Bad Santa : Happiest time of the year.

  Francisco Scaramucci : Oh, good. You two have met. We can get right down to tomorrow night's business.

  Nick Sax : Yeah, no. I don't think so.

  Francisco Scaramucci : I beg your pardon?

  Nick Sax : I ain't working with Kris Kringle here. I mean, as a general guideline, I prefer to work alone, but when an obvious total psychopath is involved, uh... no.

  Francisco Scaramucci : Don't be silly, Nick. This is one of my best men. You two are gonna get along like a pair of tits.