- Dr. J. Allen Hynek: If this is a skull of an alien creature, and I'm not saying that it is, it will lead to dangerous levels of panic in the general public.
- Edward Rizzuto: You know, if I knew you were gonna cook me breakfast, I would've just let you in.
- Captain Michael Quinn: Burnt the bacon, though.
- Edward Rizzuto: Who taught you how to cook?
- Captain Michael Quinn: Air Force when I was stationed in Spain.
- Dr. J. Allen Hynek: Your mission was successful?
- Captain Michael Quinn: Still ongoing, as far as I'm concerned.
- Dr. J. Allen Hynek: I'm gonna need to bring you up to speed.
- Captain Michael Quinn: I'm gonna need you to pause right there for a second, Professor. We need to talk. About our trip to White Forest.
- Captain Michael Quinn: Did you steal sensitive material from a classified program at White Forest?
- Dr. J. Allen Hynek: Is this what was so urgent? Is that what your investigation was about?
- Captain Michael Quinn: Like I said, Professor, it's still ongoing.
- Edward Rizzuto: Communism is the future. The revolutions in China, Korea, Yugoslavia. The world is changing, Captain. While you're out there hunting flying saucers, being a good soldier, following orders.
- Captain Michael Quinn: Boy, you Russkies are even dumber than we thought.