- Vanya Hargreeves: Wait, how did you get back?
- Number Five: In the end, I had to project my consciousness forward into a suspended quantum state version of myself that exists across every possible instance of time.
- Diego Hargreeves: That makes no sense.
- Number Five: Well, it would if you were smarter.
- [last lines]
- Number Five: When I jumped forward and got stuck in the future, do you know what I found?
- Vanya Hargreeves: No.
- Number Five: Nothing. Absolutely nothing. As far as I could tell, I was the last person left alive. I never figure out what killed the human race, but I did find something else. The date it happens. The world ends in eight days, and I have no idea how to stop it.
- Vanya Hargreeves: [pauses] I'll put on a pot of coffee.
- Klaus Hargreeves: I bet you're loving this. Hmm? The team at its best. It's just like old times. Best funeral ever!
- Diego Hargreeves: Where d'ya go?
- Number Five: The future. It's shit, by the way.
- Klaus Hargreeves: Called it!
- Sir Reginald Hargreeves: Nietzsche once said, "Man is as a rope stretched between the animal and the superhuman. A rope over an abyss. It is a dangerous crossing, a dangerous looking-back, a dangerous trembling and halting."
- Sir Reginald Hargreeves: As much as you must strive for individual greatness, and strive you must, for it won't come to you of its own accord. You must also remember that there is no individual stronger than the collective.
- Sir Reginald Hargreeves: The ties that bind you together makes you stronger than you are alone. They will make you impervious to the pain and hardship the world will thrust upon you. And believe me when I tell you, life will be hard. It will be painful.
- Sir Reginald Hargreeves: We can accomplish anything when we accept responsibility together. This is what creates trust.
- Sir Reginald Hargreeves: Together, you will stand against the reign of evil.
- Luther Hargreeves: No. He must have known something was going to happen. Look, I know you don't like to do it, but I need you to talk to Dad.
- Klaus Hargreeves: I can't just call Dad in the afterlife and be like, "Dad, could you just stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?"
- Diego Hargreeves: [about Vanya] What is she doing here? You don't belong here. Not after what you did.
- Allison Hargreeves: You're seriously gonna do this today? Way to dress for the occasion, by the way.
- Diego Hargreeves: At least I'm wearing black.
- [first lines]
- Pogo: [narrating] On the 12th hour of the first day of October 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual only in the fact that none of these women had been pregnant when the day first began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves, eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many of the children as possible.
- Sir Reginald Hargreeves: [to one of the mothers] Extraordinary! How much do you want for it?
- Title Card: He got seven of them.
- Diego Hargreeves: I can save you some time. They're all locked. No force entry, no sign of struggle. Nothing out the ordinary.
- [comes further into the room]
- Diego Hargreeves: Whoa, you got big, Luther! What's the secret, huh? Protein shakes? Low carbs?
- Luther Hargreeves: Did you see Diego?
- Allison Hargreeves: With his stupid outfit?
- Luther Hargreeves: Oh, I know. Do you think he wears that thing in the bathroom?
- Allison Hargreeves: Like in the shower?
- Luther Hargreeves: Yeah.
- Allison Hargreeves: Yes, absolutely.
- [laughs]