Happy! (TV Series)
The Scrapyard of Childish Things (2018)
Patton Oswalt: Happy
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Quotes
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Raspberry : Just one marshmallow? They're free, you know.
Happy : I only deserve one, and only because it's not hot chocolate without it.
Raspberry : [head 1] You know, you showed real vulnerability in there. I'm proud of you.
[head 2]
Raspberry : Smoke?
Happy : After all the cocaine I had this week, I don't think so.
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Happy : I'm cold, Nick.
Nick Sax : [to Blue's son Gerry] What'd you do to him, you monster?
[to Happy]
Nick Sax : Now, you listen to me, you little blue jackass, the Sax family crest is two lions holding a banner reading "Death before intimacy". What I'm about to say is very difficult and I'm only gonna say it once. I believe in you.
Happy : Are you saying what I think you're saying?
[he holds up a sign reading "Partners?"; Nick grabs it and throws it away]
Nick Sax : What I'm saying is... if you're alive, that means Hailey's alive. So you get your imaginary shit together, 'cause you and me, we've got a job to finish.
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Happy : See, Nick? The spirit of Christmas is everywhere!
[the lights go out]
Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for any inconvenience. All Queens-bound trains have been delayed indefinitely.
Nick Sax : Oh, this city never disappoints.
Happy : Is a show about to start?
Nick Sax : Oh, yeah. You just watch. All it takes is a little inconvenience and then you start to see them.
Happy : See who?
Nick Sax : Truest selves. Go on, Tinkerbell. Take a look. Do a little lap around. See how much humanity you find when the A-Train ain't running on time.