Happy! (TV Series)
The Scrapyard of Childish Things (2018)
Christopher Meloni: Nick Sax, Goose the Toad
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Quotes
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Nick Sax : God damn it, they say that if the bullet don't get you, the fall will. But in your case, not so much, huh? I just kinda scrambled your eggs real good, right?
[looking at the entry wound]
Nick Sax : Still can't believe that I didn't hit any vital organs. All right, maybe there's still something rattling around in there. Now listen to me.
[Mikey starts to masturbate]
Nick Sax : [slapping his hand away] Get your hand off that and listen.
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Nick Sax : Now, when I shot you, you were trying to give me a password.
Mikey Scaramucci : Blue.
Nick Sax : So, I... yeah. Now, I didn't want the password. I couldn't give two shits, but now circumstances have changed. So I want it, right?
Mikey Scaramucci : Blue.
Nick Sax : Yeah, so I need you to dig down deep inside, and just come on up with that password, pal. I know you got it in you. So just give it to me.
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Nick Sax : I know all about you and shit-stain Santa bagging and tagging kids. Now, you know that kind of behavior will land you right at the top of the naughty list, right?
Gala Scaramucci : Shh.
Nick Sax : Shh!
[to Blue]
Nick Sax : What you obviously don't know, because you would've already tried to leverage it against me, one of those kids... is mine. Yeah, I'm gonna let that one land.
Francisco Scaramucci : Or maybe you're just lying.
Nick Sax : Maybe I'm just lying, but then I'd have to be playing you. And I think if you look at my face, I'm not playing.
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Le Dic : You son of a bitch.
Nick Sax : Yeah, things got a little, uh, upside down last time.
Le Dic : A little upside down?
Nick Sax : Well, I think we can both agree that things were said and that, uh, we both regret.
Le Dic : Oh, yeah.
[holding up his hand, showing his missing ring finger]
Le Dic : I got regrets.
Nick Sax : Yeah, hey, case in point. My bad.
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Nick Sax : Le Dic, here's the truth. I got a... there's a kid out there. A g... she needs my help. I can help her. Do you understand? This is not about me. I can save her. I mean, maybe this is the moment that I can stand for something other than just my own skin. I don't have to just bring chaos and destruction and violence wherever I touch. And all I need in order to do that... is just an itsy-bitsy smidge of C4.
Le Dic : Oh. Good. So... you honestly are pretending you're some kind of a hero? Seriously? 'Cause... you don't save things, Sax. You kill things.
Nick Sax : I can do with the dynamite, if that's easier on the bottom line.
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Nick Sax : Wow. That taser will sure clear those sinuses out.
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Happy : I'm cold, Nick.
Nick Sax : [to Blue's son Gerry] What'd you do to him, you monster?
[to Happy]
Nick Sax : Now, you listen to me, you little blue jackass, the Sax family crest is two lions holding a banner reading "Death before intimacy". What I'm about to say is very difficult and I'm only gonna say it once. I believe in you.
Happy : Are you saying what I think you're saying?
[he holds up a sign reading "Partners?"; Nick grabs it and throws it away]
Nick Sax : What I'm saying is... if you're alive, that means Hailey's alive. So you get your imaginary shit together, 'cause you and me, we've got a job to finish.
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Happy : See, Nick? The spirit of Christmas is everywhere!
[the lights go out]
Announcer : Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for any inconvenience. All Queens-bound trains have been delayed indefinitely.
Nick Sax : Oh, this city never disappoints.
Happy : Is a show about to start?
Nick Sax : Oh, yeah. You just watch. All it takes is a little inconvenience and then you start to see them.
Happy : See who?
Nick Sax : Truest selves. Go on, Tinkerbell. Take a look. Do a little lap around. See how much humanity you find when the A-Train ain't running on time.
