- Raymond: I had to come down and see it with my own visual sensory system!
- KO: Whattya want, Raymond, I'm busy.
- Raymond: Read your job description, K.O., all Boxmore greeters must report to me.
- KO: What for?
- Raymond: To undergo compulsory employee traumatization.
- KO: Hey, where are the other Boxmore greeters, anyway?
- Raymond: Oh, they don't last long on the job.
- KO: Where do they go?
- Raymond: To the 'hospital for the extremely punched and humiliated'! There's a whole ward named after Boxmore! You'll be joining them shortly!
- [while K.O. and Drupe were talking, a Boxmore box falls from the sky, opening it revealing Raymond]
- Raymond: Did someone say 'cool'? And 'fell from the sky'? And 'right in front of you'?
- KO: [barges into iFrame to see what's Darrell and Jethro are doing] Darrell!
- Darrell: That's my name, don't wear it out!
- KO: Are you satisfied with your plaza shopping experience?
- Darrell: Ya, there's a lot of variety and smart pricing... I mean! No! The plaza stinks!
- KO: That's cuz we haven't taken out the trash. It's Trash Day!
- KO: Good day, ma'am! Welcome to Boxmore, can I help you find anything?
- Vormulax: Don't call me "ma'am"! I am Vormulax! Vormulax the Awful! Stalker of the Wastelands! Shadowlord of the Negative Zone! Restored of Mid-Century Antique Chairs!
- KO: Ummm... Sorry, I'm new here.
- Vormulax: Cast yerself out of my sight, little fool!
- KO: [sees Shannon crying] Don't move a muscle, er, piston, magazine thief!
- Shannon: Leave me alone! Can't you see my program is upset?
- KO: A lot of people were upset cuz they're favorite magazines were missing!
- Shannon: Big deal! At least they weren't in the magazines underneath some snarky headline!
- KO: Huh? I think it would be really cool to be in a magazine.
- Shannon: Aargh! I guess you're not going to buzz off until I take out my raging emotions on you!