Happy! (TV Series)

Destroyer of Worlds (2018)

Patton Oswalt: Happy

Quotes 

• Happy : What is it, Nick?

  Nick Sax : Hmm? Ah, nothing. I'm just... just, seem... different. A little glint in your eye, kinda... kinda Manson-esque. Did you... oh, my god! You little scamp. You killed something, didn't you? Oh, yeah, you did! I'd know that look anywhere.

  Happy : I don't wanna talk about it.

  Nick Sax : Oh. Okay. All right, all right, look. Look, what can I tell you, pal? The first one... it's always gonna stay with you. You're always gonna remember it.

  Happy : D... do you remember? Your first?

  Nick Sax : Yeah, what the hell did I just say? Of course I... d... no. Maybe. Look, my point is this. That... you just gotta hope that you did it for a reason. And I mean a good reason. And Hailey's a damn good reason.

• Happy : There it is, Nick. Home of the Rainbow Castle.

  Nick Sax : Well, if that doesn't scream perv, I don't know what does.

  Happy : When I look at it, all I see is "Let's play!".

  Nick Sax : Exactly.

• Happy : Nick?

  Nick Sax : Yeah?

  Happy : I'm cold, so cold. Cuddle me?

  Nick Sax : Uh... 'kay?

• Happy : Can I tell you a secret? One I stinky pink swore never to tell?

  Nick Sax : What?

  Happy : When Hailey and I were at the Sonny Shine show... the whole reason she snuck away was so Sonny could hear her wish.

  Nick Sax : [noticing cars tailing them]  Ah...

  Happy : Her one wish she'd waited her whole life. Hailey's wish was...

  Nick Sax : Hold that thought. I'm about to get a little road rage-y.

• Happy : Dumb as a soup sandwich