The Magicians (TV Series)
Do You Like Teeth? (2018)
Hale Appleman: Eliot Waugh
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Quotes
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Prince Fomar : Oh, something bit my manhood.
Eliot Waugh : Congratulations, son. You just had sex. The first time's always painful. It's all those teeth they've got down there.
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Fairy Queen : Welcome back. I see you've misplaced your wife and child.
Eliot Waugh : You'd be shocked how easy it is to misplace people when your mind's on tax collection and annexation and unforeseen seafaring confusion.
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Eliot Waugh : Listen, pro tip. Let Margo out of there immediately. You know her. Force isn't going to work.
Fairy Queen : True. Force may not work. But the clever coercion on the part of a trusted friend...
Eliot Waugh : I am not going to coerce Margo into having sex with a 15-year-old. Have you never heard of statutory rape?
Fairy Queen : Fomar isn't a statue.