- Leo Steinem: [yelling] Damn It! Damn It!
- [the dog comes running]
- Leo Steinem: Come on, come on. Right here. Good boy...
- Susanne Steinem: Why'd you go and name the dog Damn It? It's so embarrassing.
- Leo Steinem: It'd be more embarrassing if you had a father who swore. Don't you think?
- Gloria: Why do I always end up giving my suggestions to the man on my left, so he can take them to the man in-charge? 'Coz the guy on my left will be taken more seriously than me.
- Ruth Steinem: Put the book down for a minute and look out of the window.
- Gloria: I liked out the window an hour ago.
- Gloria: Here's my best thing about instinct. If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck and you think it's a pig, it's a pig.