The Last Laugh (I) (2019)
Richard Dreyfuss: Buddy Green
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Quotes
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Buddy Green : Last time that my wife got frisky, we're in bed and she starts stroking my chest and my stomach. Then she slid her hand lower under my ass, and all of a sudden she stops. I'm like why are you stopping? And she says, I found the remote.
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Buddy Green : I'm not gay. I'm a closeted comedian.
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Buddy Green : You know what your problem is?
Al Hart : Never trust a guy who starts with that.
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Buddy Green : [On the Tonight Show] This is my first comeback without someone yelling 'clear!'
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Al Hart : It doesn't bother you being around so many old people?
Buddy Green : Oh, no, no! Never use the "O" word. It's very offensive. The politically correct term is "pre-dead".
[big smile]
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Charlie Green : Are you gay, too, dad?
Buddy Green : No. No. I'm a closeted comedian.
