The Last Laugh (I) (2019)
Chevy Chase: Al Hart
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Al Hart : The first comic I ever booked got paid 50 bucks. My take was 5 dollars. That was in 1963. And that 5 dollars is still sitting at the bottom of a big, fat, useless bank account with a million more fives that never bought me a scrap of joy without the ability to earn it. You see, I'm one of those guys who didn't work to live, I lived to work. I lived to work. But now, now I don't work. Which means I have to figure out how to live. So I don't have a fucking life right now, Max. But I need one and you're gonna give it to me. So I'll ask one more time: How much do you need to let us have your slot?
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Buddy Green : You know what your problem is?
Al Hart : Never trust a guy who starts with that.
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Al Hart : It doesn't bother you being around so many old people?
Buddy Green : Oh, no, no! Never use the "O" word. It's very offensive. The politically correct term is "pre-dead".
[big smile]
