Instant Family (2018) Poster

Mark Wahlberg: Pete

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  • Karen : Lizzy comes with two younger siblings.

    Pete : Three kids, too much.

    [Karen and Sharon show Pete and Ellie the pictures of Juan and Lita] 

    Pete : Oh, my God!

    Ellie : God, they're adorable!

    Pete : Why would you show us that? That's wrong.

  • Juan : Do you like the Clippers?

    Pete : I'm more of a Lakers fan.

    [Pete throws the basketball at the net, it bounces off the ring and hits Juan in the face] 

    Juan : You hit me because I like the Clippers!

    Pete : No, I think the Clippers are awesome. I think they were smart for trading Blake Griffin, their best player.

  • Ellie : Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers? We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear.

    Pete : What?

    Ellie : You pushed us into some next-level shit!

  • Sharon : Did you meet any kids that you're curious about?

    Pete : We met one little girl who was sitting all by herself, very sweet, a little guarded, kind of had a little wall around her. Really small for her age too, maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something?

    Sharon : I saw her... Oh, right there.

    Pete : The little sad-looking one with pigtails who seems like she's been chained to a radiator half her life.

    Sharon : Uh, that's my daughter.

    Pete : The radiator kid?

  • Mrs. Fernandez : Things that matter are hard.

    Pete : Now I know where Brenda gets her inspiring speech thing.

  • Pete : When I'm pissed, do you know what I like to do?

    [Pete takes a sledgehammer and hits the wall, then gives it to Lizzy] 

    Lizzy : Really?

  • [Pete and Ellie mistakenly confront Charlie thinking he is Jacob] 

    Ellie : It's that kid Jacob! Hey, I saw the picture you sent to her, Jacob.

    Pete : You're lucky I don't end your life right now, carrot top!

    Ellie : We're going to call your mom!

    Pete : You're going down today!

    Ellie : So what do you think of that, Jacob?

    Charlie : [sobbing]  My name is not Jacob!

    Ellie : What?

    Charlie : It's Charlie!

  • Pete : We might have a little bit of knack for this.

    Sharon : I beg to differ.

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