- Clive Babineaux: Liv, I know you're on a flighty romantic brain, but I need you to focus. You cannot see Allan outside of this case. I think he may be our guy.
- Olivia Moore: But I'm 100% sure he's innocent.
- Clive Babineaux: Based on what?
- Olivia Moore: The fact that he may be my future soulmate!
- Clive Babineaux: He may be a future inmate, Liv!
- Olivia Moore: [Hoping to meet Allan at 'The Scratching Post', while she's under hopeless-romantic brain] I can't wait to see Allan and look deeply, sensually, into his eyes.
- Tanner: Wanna open a tab?
- Peyton Charles: Blaine let's us drink here for free.
- Olivia Moore: I can feel it Peyton. The twirling forces of fate and destiny, burning inside me, tickling my loins...
- Peyton Charles: Like bad sushi.
- Olivia Moore: Tim wrote his number on my hand last night, and it smeared off and now it's gone.
- [Cries]
- Olivia Moore: Tim. Tim!
- Peyton Charles: Liv, I'm sure you can find another way to contact him.
- Olivia Moore: How? I don't know his last name. I don't know where he works. All I know is he has these piercing emerald eyes and the smooth, velvety lips of a sex angel.
- [sighs]
- Olivia Moore: And that's not exactly something you can Google, is it?
- Peyton Charles: Not if you don't wanna see stuff you can't unsee.
- Olivia Moore: There is no easy way to tell you this, but I've met someone and I think he may be the love of my life.
- Major Lilywhite: [Exhales] ... I've had a very long day unsuccessfully tracking down an incriminating video. Plus we're in a fight, so... I'm gonna go make myself a burrito.
- [Leaves]
- Olivia Moore: He is so brave.
- Peyton Charles: Aren't you forgetting a certain four-letter word that starts with "F"?
- Olivia Moore: Funk?
- [Peyton shakes her head]
- Olivia Moore: Fart?
- [Peyton sighs]
- Olivia Moore: I give up.
- Peyton Charles: Fate.
- Olivia Moore: Do you think there's anywhere to honeymoon in Seattle that doesn't feel like, "Help, I'm trapped here forever"?
- Peyton Charles: You've met him once, he's human, and he probably murdered his last girlfriend.
- Olivia Moore: Nobody's perfect.
- Clive Babineaux: You might wanna make yourself a little snack.
- Olivia Moore: It will be just a *little* snack, thank you very much. Because this---
- [Holds up tiny brain bits]
- Olivia Moore: ... Has to last me a week.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Don't you always say you wish you were on a diet?
- Olivia Moore: I'm kidding. I'm mocking people who say that. That's how anti-diet I am. I have bits about my hatred of that lifestyle choice.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: All right. You're hangry
- Allan Fox: It's just not fair. Tomorrow was our month anniversary.
- Olivia Moore: I understand. Most of my boyfriends have died in terrible ways too.