Dave discusses renaming hurricanes after political enemies, "fetishizing" skill in video games, an epidemic of rape in Sweden, hackable sex robots, and more.
The new Emmy award ceremony is a three-hour Trump-hate fest. An electoral commission suggests banning internet trolls from voting. A Washington Post writer claims that Donald Trump is literally killing him.
The Free Speech rally at UC of Berkeley fizzles out. College students approve of violence against "fascists". A headline at the Independent mistakenly calls Sonequa Martin-Green the first black lead in "Star Trek".
A MAGA hat thief complains of genocide. A political science professor exposes his wrongthink on feminism and transgender rights. An SJW course instructor encourages criminal justice students to take on same-sex partners.
Dove apologizes for its supposedly racist soap ad. It is now only a misdemeanor to intentionally infect someone with HIV in California. Michelle Obama is embarrassed by too many white people in governance.
YouTube removes a video by Paul Joseph Watson called "The Dumbest Liberal Ever". Protesters plan to "scream helplessly into the sky" on the anniversary of Donald Trump's election.
Don Lemon laughs at the idea of anti-white racism. Buzzfeed writers discover they have abnormally low testosterone. A bisexual college student is censured for criticizing the anti-gay laws in Muslim countries.
An academic paper called "Black Anality" condemns "anal ideologies". A white man in Portland, OR, is slammed for running against three black women for a council seat.
The EU creates a mega-army. Small desks create a hostile environment for fat students. The comedian Hari Kondabolu is offended by Apu of "The Simpsons".