- Mona Wilder: If I wanted to kill you, I'd just turn into an aircraft carrier right now and this entire place would be destroyed.
- Sgt. Hugo Friedkin: Please don't do that.
- Farah Black: We have to go down there and get him.
- Tina Tevetino: "Get him?"
- Farah Black: Look, whatever he's doing it's not good, and I am not losing *two* fights in *one* year!
- Mona Wilder: I don't want to hurt anyone. I'm just an actress, a holistic actress. I can play any role.
- Ken: Why were you the toy?
- Mona Wilder: I can be anything... a boat, or a house, or a shovel, or a cloud, or an old Pakistani man, or the Queen of England, or a kangaroo. But I don't know what I'm supposed to be.
- Bart Curlish: On the list of things I'm not doing today, Priest, going back to Blackwing is near the top.
- Bart Curlish: I don't even kill anybody anymore.
- Ken: You just dropped a chainsaw!
- Bart Curlish: Oh no, I just like it.
- Ken: Well, bring it with you then.