- Jake Peralta: Guess what I'm holding behind my back?
- Captain Ray Holt: Before we begin, what are the parameters of the guessing game? How many guesses do I get? Is there a time limit?
- Jake Peralta: Forget it. You ruin everything. It's the police code and ethics manual. Chapter four. Page 83.
- Captain Ray Holt: You should not have told me. I never would've guessed it. Now I've won.
- Jake Peralta: The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.
- Jake Peralta: [He knocks a pencil off Holt's hands] Sorry not sorry. It was just a stupid pencil.
- Captain Ray Holt: It was a gift from my deceased father.
- Jake Peralta: A pencil? Your dad gave pretty bad gifts.
- [laughs]
- Jake Peralta: Although on the other hand, all my dad ever gave me was abandonment issues, so, potato-tomato.
- Rosa Diaz: [about Pimento] I think I got so worked up about him cheating on me because I wanted it to be true. I needed an excuse to end things. And now I don't know what to do.
- Amy Santiago: I think you do know what to do.
- Rosa Diaz: Thanks, Amy.
- Amy Santiago: [to Terry] I have no idea what she's gonna do but that's the safest way to give Rosa advice.
- Charles Boyle: Looks like the perp know what he was looking for. All he took was a shipment of thousand dollar limited edition Weezies, designed by,
- [checks notebook]
- Charles Boyle: Little Wayne.
- Jake Peralta: Oh, it's *Lil*.
- Charles Boyle: Oh, like Lilian. Lilian Wayne.
- Jake Peralta: No.
- Adrian Pimento: Hey. Babe. You forgot your lunch at home.
- Rosa Diaz: Aww, thanks Adrian. You're the sweetest.
- Adrian Pimento: Aww, of course. I French kissed every slice of meat in that sandwich.
- Adrian Pimento: I love you babe.
- Rosa Diaz: Love you too.
- Adrian Pimento: Yeah!
- Amy Santiago: Must be so nice having Pimento back. I mean, you shouldn't eat that sandwich.
- Rosa Diaz: Something's wrong. He's acting weird...
- Amy Santiago: -er than normal?