Weird Al Yankovic: Fat (1988 Music Video)

Ludie C. Washington: Gang Leader

Quotes 

• Gang Leader : Yo, homeboy, where ya been, man? We've been looking for you.

  Man in Sunglasses : Yeah, we ain't seen you around Burger World lately. So where ya been?

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : Oh, you know, around.

  Gang Leader : Want a piece of pizza? Think I got an extra piece around here somewhere.

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : No, that's okay, really.

  Man in Sunglasses : [offers a Ding Dong]  Yo, Ding Dong, man! Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo!

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : No, thanks, really.

  Gang Leader : [tries to give Al a burger]  Yo, eat this, man. It's good for you.

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : I'm... not really very hungry right now.

  Gang Leader : Hey, man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet?

  Man in Sunglasses : Yeah, is that what they teach you in that little sissy school of yours?

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : Back off me, man, back off!

  Gang Leader : The question is, are you fat, or what?

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : Just leave me alone!

  Gang Leader : I said, are you fat?

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : Get off me, man! Stop it!

  Gang Leader : You ain't down with us no more! You ain't fat! You ain't fat!

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : You ain't fat! You ain't nothin'! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'!