The Adventures of the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder (TV Mini Series)

The Collapsed Lung (2001)

Daran Norris: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : The Crimson Chin and Timmy had just thrown the Chin's arch-nemesis, the Bronze Kneecap right into the Chincinnati Jail. When suddenly...

  [a woman screamed from afar] 

• Narrator : The Chincinnati 200th birthday celebration was being interrupted by the Chin's other body-part based nemesis, the Iron Lung! The wind-themed bad guy was using his mighty sucking and blowing powers to blow out the candle on the city's giant birthday cake! And blow the cake and our heroes towards the Statue of Chincinnati!

• Narrator : The Chin would be crushed, Cleft would be squashed and Miss Chincinnati would be pulverized. Which meant the first runner-up Miss Chincinnati would have to assume her duties. I'll take the cake, Cleft, said the Chin. And I'll break the wind, replied Cleft. Break, Cleft! Break like the wind!

• Narrator : Using his mighty chin as a rudder, the Chin steered the cake safely away from the statue while Cleft faced off with the Lung. Cleft realized that in order for the Lung to blow, he had to suck. He needs clean air, thought Cleft. Thinking fast, Cleft used his mighty Utility Cleft to produce a 1947 Buick-Packard. The ancient automobile's out of date smoke-producing engine produced enough exhaust to choke the Lung and stop his wild, wind-blowing spree. Cough, cough, coughed the Lung. Cough, cough!

• Narrator : Corking the Lung's mouth gave the Chin ample opportunity to deliver some well-deserved jaw-based justice. Another day, another villain defeated, and a nice hero sidekick gets his nice reward. Happy birthday, Chincinnati!

  Citizen : Help, help!

  Narrator : Or is it? Tune in next webisode for more bad-guy smashing and cake saving action with the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder!

• Narrator : Will the Chin, Cleft and Miss Chincinatti be the icing on the cake or will the Iron Lung breathe his last breath?

• Narrator : Can Cleft save Chincinatti on his own or will Chincinatti be blown away?