Special Guest, Boxie Carmichael comes on the show to showcase the NEW Raisinizer. We all know the population is at maximum so here's how to keep your food minimum. Boxie is so great, Halle asks her to be a recurring guest.
It's a special demonstration of NEW You-Genius Home Genetics Kit, and the timing couldn't be better. Halle's childhood pet and only family member she's known since the wall went up just died and she can't wait to bring him back to life.
Boxie Carmichael has been filling in for Ekum while 'on vacation' to discuss Roadkill Cooking. She's the best friend Halle's ever had. Plus, because Ekum's not around, Halle gets to do the show exactly how she wants.
In our favorite mandatory segment, we get to know the head of Syrus Inc's Enlightenment Division a little better than he knows our every waking moment.
Syrus Inc's celebrity spokesperson, Wallace Parkinsmack, discusses the NEW Smoochborg. Wallace loves Ekum almost as much as Halle loves the Smoochborg. Watch out for our frequent Riot Reports because - the 'calm&orderly' massacre - has begun.
We have soft&untroubling massacre survivor Jan Thozomas as a guest. It turns out Jan saw Halle's family killed in the massacre, so they know some folks in common. And another surprise, we're taking him skydiving.
Celebrity spokesperson, Wallace Parkinsmack, is back. This time with info on Responsible Viral Ownership, but she's infected with something and is definitely dying by the end of this segment.
Ekum gives us a quick recap of the STAR-STUDDED funeral for Celebrity Spokesperson that he went to this weekend. Halle relives her weekend at the locked room mystery challenge.