Zero Punctuation (TV Series)

Aliens: Colonial Marines (2013)

Yahtzee Croshaw: Yahtzee

Quotes 

• Yahtzee : "Oh Yahtzee, we're looking forward to hearing your opinions on this one!" trilled several correspondents this week, and then they ran away like they'd just lit a firework or pushed a friend into the girl's toilets or thrown an unwanted child into a pen with a scary dog. Oh, I see! No-one wants me around when the new Call of Duty is training you to ignore yet another quality recognition instinct, but the moment something comes along that offends what few atrophied taste buds you have left, then suddenly I'm your personal attack gopher! Well, how do you know I don't actually really like Colonial Marines? I don't; it's fucking atrocious, but you'd have looked pretty silly if I had, wouldn't you?