South Park (TV Series)
Holiday Special (2017)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Randy Marsh, Jimmy Valmer, Additional voices
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Quotes
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Jimmy Valmer : Does anybody know what Columbus actually did?
Eric Cartman : Yeah. In fourteen hundred ninety-two, Columbus got us a day off skewl.
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Eric Cartman : With just three ships he sailed over, so we could have some me time in October.
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Eric Cartman : Columbus believed that kids should have a day off skewl! And even when his own country wouldn't support his cause, Columbus said, "Fine! I'll go find a new land where kids can have that day off."
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DNA Test administrator : Mr. Marsh, we were hoping to do a more precise test. It's better for harder cases like this, but it is an anal swab this time.
Stan Marsh : An anal swab? Give me tw... three minutes.
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Eric Cartman : And when Columbus sailed to distant places only to find people already there who said, "No! Stay off our land! We want our kids to have to go to skewl!" He said, "No! It's just one day in October. They need a break!"
