- Jack Dalton: Okay, I don't have to take this off, y'all. I'm outta here. Enjoy the view on my way out.
- [Mattie slaps Jack's butt]
- Jack Dalton: OW!
- Matty Webber: Slow down cowboy. This ain't a social call. We've got work.
- Jack Dalton: Oh, so this is a briefing? Huh? Right here? Right now? Can't we move this shing dig to the war room?
- Matty Webber: Well, of course we could. But where's the fun in that? Besides, it's not like I haven't seen it before.
- Jack Dalton: ...I'd appreciate it if we didn't go there, y'all.