Chris Pratt credited as playing...
Barley Lightfoot
- Barley Lightfoot: [shrunk after Ian's growth spell goes wrong] It worked! The can is huge! And the van is huge! And you're...
- [Looks at himself and realizes]
- Barley Lightfoot: Oh, no!
- Laurel Lightfoot: Barley, if you don't get your soldiers out of my land, our kingdoms will be at war!
- Barley Lightfoot: Sorry, mom!
- Laurel Lightfoot: I swear this is the longest gap year ever.
- Ian Lightfoot: [as they're being chased by Officer Bronco] I can't run from the cops!
- Barley Lightfoot: You're not, you're running from your mom's lame new boyfriend.
- [More cop cars appear]
- Barley Lightfoot: Okay, now we're running from the cops.
- Ian Lightfoot: What did he say?
- Barley Lightfoot: He said he always thought his wizard name would be Wilden the Whimsical.
- Ian Lightfoot: Wow. That's... really terrible.
- Barley Lightfoot: I know.
- [they laugh awkwardly]
- Barley Lightfoot: He also said he's very proud of the person you grew up to be.
- Ian Lightfoot: Well, I owe an awful lot of that to you.
- Barley Lightfoot: He... kind of said that too. Oh, and he told me to give you this.
- [Barley hugs Ian]
- Barley Lightfoot: [Shrunk, in Ian's shirt pocket] I have to use the restroom.
- Ian Lightfoot: Can't it wait?
- Barley Lightfoot: All right, your pocket.
- Ian Lightfoot: I didn't call you a screw up.
- Barley Lightfoot: You didn't have to. The magic said it for you.
- [after finding out they went back to New Mushroomton near the end of their journey to get the Phoenix Gem]
- Ian Lightfoot: Oh, no.
- Barley Lightfoot: What?
- Ian Lightfoot: The gem is in the mountain. The mountain we could have been to hours ago, if we'd just... stayed on the expressway.
- Barley Lightfoot: No, the expressway is too obvious! You can never take the obvious...
- Ian Lightfoot: If I hadn't listened to you! OKAY? I can't believe this... You act like you know what you're doing, but you don't have a clue! And that's because you are a screwup... And now you've screwed up my chance to have the ONE thing I never had!
- [Barley was shocked; Ian turns and starts walking off with their dad Wilden]
- Barley Lightfoot: [saddened] Where are you going?
- Ian Lightfoot: [gives Barley the staff] To spend what little time we have left with Dad.
- Barley Lightfoot: Ian, wait! We can still find the Phoenix Gem! We just have to keep looking! Ian! IAN!