Brad Pitt: Cliff Booth
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Cliff Booth : [to the Manson Family] Oh... wait a minute. I know you. I know all three of you! Yeah, Spahn Ranch! Spahn Ranch, yeah! Woo!
[turns to Katie]
Cliff Booth : I don't know your name, but I remember that red hair.
[turns to Sadie]
Cliff Booth : And you're Sadie. I remember your white little face.
[turns to Tex]
Cliff Booth : And you were on a horsey! Yeah... you are?
Tex : I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business!
Cliff Booth : [after a short pause] Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex.
Sadie : God, shoot him, Tex!
Cliff Booth : Tex!
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Bruce Lee : You're the one with the big mouth, and I would really enjoy closing it, especially in front of all my friends. But my hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means, we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you? I go to jail.
Cliff Booth : Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter. I think all that lethal weapon horseshit is just an excuse so you dancers never have to get in a real fight.
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Cliff Booth : Don't cry in front of the Mexicans.
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Cliff Booth : [high on acid] You are real, right?
Tex : I'm as real as a donut, motherfucker.
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Rick Dalton : Hey! You're a good friend, Cliff.
Cliff Booth : I try.
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Cliff Booth : Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it.
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Cliff Booth : All right. What's the matter, partner?
Rick Dalton : It's official, old buddy. I'm a has-been.
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Pussycat : Want me to suck your cock while driving?
Cliff Booth : [thinks for a bit] How old are you?
Pussycat : What?
Cliff Booth : How old are you?
Pussycat : Wow, man. First time anybody asked that in a long time.
Cliff Booth : What's the answer?
Pussycat : Okay, we gonna play kiddie games? Eighteen. Feel better?
Cliff Booth : You got some I.D., you know, like, a driver's license or something?
Pussycat : [laughing] Are you joking?
Cliff Booth : No, I'm not. I need to see something official that verifies that you're eighteen, which you don't have because you're not.
Pussycat : Talk about a bring-down bummer, dude. That's you.
Cliff Booth : Yeah.
Pussycat : Obviously, I'm not too young to fuck you, but obviously, you are too old to fuck me.
Cliff Booth : What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poon tang. Prison tried to get me all my life, ain't got me yet. Day it does, it won't be because of you. No offense.
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[Rick and Cliff are being interviewed on location for "Bounty Law" by a NBC journalist]
Allen Kincade : Hello, everybody! This is Allen Kincade, on the set of the exciting hit NBC and Screen Gems television series "Bounty Law".
[gesturing to Rick and Cliff sitting side by side]
Allen Kincade : Now if you think you're seeing double, don't adjust your television sets, because, well, in a way you are. To my right is "Bounty Law" series lead and Jake Cahill himself, Rick Dalton. And to my left is Rick's stunt double, Cliff Booth. Welcome, gentlemen and thanks for taking the time to visit with us.
Rick Dalton : Well, it's our pleasure, Al.
Allen Kincade : So Rick uh, explain to the audience exactly what it is a stunt double does.
Rick Dalton : Well... Actors are required to a lot of dangerous stuff. Well... Say Jake Cahill gets shot off a horse. Now can I fall off the horse? Yes, I can. Yes, I have.
[the three chuckle]
Rick Dalton : Let's say I fall off wrong and I and I sprain my wrist or I- or I twist my ankle, now... that can put an undue burden on production 'cause now maybe I can't work for a week. So, Cliff here is meant to help carry the load.
Allen Kincade : Is that, uh, how you describe your job, Cliff?
Cliff Booth : What, carrying his load?
[beat]
Cliff Booth : Yeah, that's about right.
Allen Kincade : Join me next week on the set of The Dick Van Dyke Show where I'll be talking to those comical cut-ups Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie. Till then, this is Allen Kincaid signing off from Hollywood!
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Gypsy : Welcome to our community.
Cliff Booth : Thanks for having me.
Gypsy : And thanks for giving our precious Pussy a ride home.
Cliff Booth : Think nothing of it.
Gypsy : We love Pussy.
Cliff Booth : Yes, we do.
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Cliff Booth : And away we go.
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Bruce Lee : You know, you're kinda pretty for a stuntman.
Cliff Booth : That's what they tell me.
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Pussycat : This was a mistake; you should leave.
Cliff Booth : Way ahead of you.
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Bruce Lee : Did I say something funny, stuntman?
Cliff Booth : Yeah, you kind of did.
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[while watching an episode of the FBI]
Cliff Booth : All the streets are silent... except when Rick Dalton's got a fucking shotgun, I'll tell you that.
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Cliff Booth : If something were to happen to my boss's car, well, I'd get in trouble. Lucky for you, he's got a spare. Fix it!
Clem : [laughs] Fuck you!
Cliff Booth : [as The Family members advance on him as he beats Clem] Stay Where You Fucking Are... Or I'll KNOCK HIS FUCKING TEETH OUT!
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Randy : What's up, babe?
Janet : What's up, Randy, is that your loser arsehole, wife-killing buddy boy here was beating the shit out of Bruce!
Randy : What?
Cliff Booth : Hey, Randy.
Randy : Cliff! What the fuck, man!
Bruce Lee : Let me just say, nobody beat the shit out of Bruce. It was a friendly contest. He barely touched me.
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Cliff Booth : *click click*
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Cliff Booth : George, I just want to make sure you're okay - and that all these hippies weren't taking advantage of you.
George Spahn : Squeaky?
Cliff Booth : Yeah.
George Spahn : She - loves me. So, suck on that.
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Cliff Booth : I'm the devil and I'm here to do devil shit.
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Cliff Booth : Is he back there?
Squeaky Fromme : Door at the end of the hallway. You might have to shake him awake. I fucked his brains out this morning. - He may be tired.
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George Spahn : Who are you?
Cliff Booth : It's Cliff Booth. I just stopped in to say hello and see how you're doin'.
George Spahn : John Wilkes Booth?
Cliff Booth : Cliff Booth.
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Gypsy : You can't see him right now.
Cliff Booth : Why can't I see him right now?
Pussycat : Cause he's napping. This is his nap time.
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Cliff Booth : Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
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Pussycat : You embarrassed me.
Cliff Booth : Yeah, sorry about that.
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George Spahn : I'm not doing okay.
Cliff Booth : What's the matter?
George Spahn : I can't see shit! Would you call that "the matter"? The man can't see shit, okay?
Cliff Booth : I'm sorry about that. I was told.
George Spahn : Squeaky sent me to bed.
Cliff Booth : Would that be the little redhead out front?
George Spahn : What the fuck is the matter with you? First, you wake me up, and now you're pretending that I didn't tell you I was fucking blind! How am I going to know what the hell color the head of the girl is that's with me all the time?
Cliff Booth : Oh, fair enough, George.
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Marvin Schwarz : Sounds like a good friend.
Cliff Booth : I try.
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Rick Dalton : Good friend, Cliff
Cliff Booth : I try.
