Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)
A Disturbance in the Kitchen (2017)
Rich Fulcher: Restaurant Manager
Quotes
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Restaurant Manager : Hi, I'm the manager. There's been a delay in your meals. I'm very sorry. There's been a disturbance in the kitchen. But, we're taking care of it. Thanks.
Larry David : Well, what kind of disturbance?
Restaurant Manager : A general disturbance.
Larry David : What's a general disturbance?
Restaurant Manager : Well, let's just say it was a minor hiccup.
Jeff Greene : Was it a hiccup or a disturbance?
Restaurant Manager : It's such a small disturbance, it might be either one.
Larry David : What like... was the chef angry or did somebody drop some pots and pans? What happened?
Restaurant Manager : Let's just say the disturbance happened. Okay, that's a fact, and we're taking care of it.
Larry David : Are you listening to this?
Jeff Greene : I am.
Larry David : Wait a second. How come you won't tell me what the disturbance was?
Restaurant Manager : Oh, well that's a very good question and I'm on top of it.
Larry David : Thank you, I'm glad you thought it was a good question because it was a really atrocious answer.
Restaurant Manager : Well, I beg to differ.
Larry David : Let me ask you this question. How in God's name did you get this job?
Restaurant Manager : I am great at dealing with these disturbances.