- Tommy Maitland (2017): [introducing an act following an ad break] If you don't enjoy this next act, just remember that thirty seconds ago, you were watching a commercial for an opioid-related stool softener.
- Tommy Maitland (2017): [introducing an act] Sometimes you save the best for last, and other times it's just the next one.
- Tommy Maitland (2017): This next act needs no introduction.
- [stands and says nothing else until the curtain opens to admit the next act]