Tyler Perry's a Madea Family Funeral (2019)

Tyler Perry: Madea, Joe, Brian, Heathrow

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Quotes 

• Vianne : [inquiring about her husband]  Where was he?

  Hattie : At the ho-

  [Madea slaps Hattie hard in the face] 

  Madea : SHUT UP!

  Hattie : Dammit, Ma, I'm gon' FUCK you up!

  Madea : SHUT UP!

• Madea : Bam!

  Aunt Bam : Mabel! Mmm-hmm!

  Joe : Hey!

  Aunt Bam : She...

  Joe : Heathrow, I believe the old hoes has figured it out

  Aunt Bam : Yeah!

  Madea : Ain't that the same?

  Aunt Bam : That's the same damn perfume, Mabel!

  Madea : You know exactly what that mean...

  Aunt Bam : Wait, ain't it...

  Madea : That means shut your mouth! That's what that mean.

• Madea : No matter what is going on in your life, you can always count on the Lord... or somebody.

• Joe : He went in farther than any man should ever go with another man. Unless you're into that kinda thing

• Joe : It took y'all long enough. Hell, that's just... see, I'm a player from back in the day, I figured it out. I know what's happening, right when it's happening.

• Hattie : Dang! You work quick!

  Undertaker : Miss Vianne said that we wanted it done quickly.

  Hattie : Do you do everything quickly?

  Madea : Hattie, hush!

  Undertaker : I only speak slowly. I'm actually pretty quick.

  Hattie : Oh! That's good.

• Madea : Weeping-no, sweeping-sweeping in the middle of the night... will bring the dust in the morning.

• Vianne : Where was he?

  Hattie : [to Vianne]  At the ho...

  Madea : [slaps Hattie and says to her]  Shut up!

  Hattie : [to Madea]  Damn it, Ma! I'm gonna fuck you up!

  Madea : [to Hattie]  Shut up!

• Joe : I don't know why them women said the funeral was quick, it was so long I sat there watching my toenails grow.