Natalie Walsh: Roxanne
Quotes
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Destiny : [cheer-conference] Are you guys gonna tell me what's going on, or do you expect me to guess?
Willow : What are we gonna do about being cheersmacked?
Destiny : [scoffs] Nothing. It was a prank. A practical joke. We can't take it seriously. People have probably already forgotten about it.
Roxanne : I don't think so.
Hannah : Mm-hmm. My IG followers are way down today. And people have always wanted my pics. I mean, especially since I've started taking butt selfies.
Destiny : Yeah, my followers were down too. But that happens, right?
Willow : No. It's because we're under a viral assault.
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Destiny : That's it. We're taking them down.
Willow : Wait. We're accepting the challenge? Did you not hear them? We're taking on the whole freaking cheer world.
Hannah : Yeah, that sounds like a lot to me. I mean, I've never even left the country. Well, except to go to Hawaii.
Roxanne : And we're not ready.
Destiny : So we'll fake it. Hannah, you do it all the time. You give the best facials on the squad.
Hannah : Well, yeah, Mom says it's good practice for when I get married.
Destiny : [ignores that] Okay, Willow, get your camera, we're going to the gym. I want you to film the best parts of our routine to post.
Willow : The new boys are still learning on the team.
Destiny : It's fifteen seconds. Who can't shine in fifteen seconds?
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Willow : I can't believe we're about to cheer in a parking lot.
Destiny : Look, I know this isn't perfect. But I'm not about to get humiliated twice in one day. So perform your little well-toned asses off.
Roxanne : Don't we always?
Hannah : We've got this, Destiny. We're champions, they're rookies.
