Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus (2017 Video Game)

Brian Bloom: William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz

Quotes 

• William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : [to Rip Blazkowicz]  Was a time I was scared of you. Was a time I would piss myself having a gun pointed at my head. You know what I feel right now? Not a god damned thing.

• Horton Boone : [Gets out cups and a bottle of Whiskey]  You know my ma always said "Never trust a man can't handle his whiskey".

  [Pours BJ some whiskey] 

  Horton Boone : So you sit right down, Terror-Billy and drink up.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : [Drinks the Whiskey]  What in the world of fuck is this shit?

  Horton Boone : Ol' Horton's Special.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : God Damn.

  Horton Boone : Now, listen Terror-Billy. I respect your ambition. But there's nothing can be done no more. The world is sank into the crapper and all we can do this drink this Whiskey and watch the vortex suck it all down.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : Didn't expect your belly to be quite so yellow.

  Horton Boone : We've been a-fightin' for a revolution since long before the Nazis came here. We were the first to start building a civil right movement to advocate equality for everyone. You know the concept of civil rights Terror-Billy? No you don't, you're just a jar-head ain't ya'?

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : Buddy. I've laid my life in the line for Freedom, Justice and the American way while you and your "Bohemian" friends were passing out Bolshevik Propaganda and avoiding the draft on every street corner. What good is your fuckin' "equality"? You can't muster the back bone to stick up for your people, while the Coyote is scratching at your front door.

  Horton Boone : [Stands up while upset]  We stood up against the imperialist war machine of the United States of America, and the greedy money men of Wall Street who was *itchin'* to send the children of the Proletariat off to die in foreign lands so they could be fillin' their coffers! It weren't their sons bleeding on the beaches! No, they draftin' people like ye for the dirty work while they's watchin' the dollars roll in. Yer the pawn, the patsy of cantankerous men in marble mansions. While I seed through that shit, decided not to be party to it.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : And yet, here you are. Guns in hand, shooting Nazis, just like me. Difference is you come late to the party. Perhaps your kind gotten your asses in gear, we would've won the war!

  Jacques 'Paris Jack' LeRoy : [Seeing Horton pour another cup of Whiskey]  Don't spill that shit on the table Hoton, it'll eat right through it.

  Horton Boone : This'll get ye, drunk Terror-Billy. Ye upstanding of the establishment ye.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : Listen pal, I ain't got time for your horseshit. You gotta make the call. Give up and die or step the fuck up.

  Horton Boone : [Hands him another cup of Whiskey]  Ain't wantin' to argue with you Terror-Billy. I'm too tired to fight.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : You tired? Man, fuck you.

  [Kicks his chair] 

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : I've got kids on the way, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna raise 'em in a world run by these Nazi assholes! What's it gonna be, you hillbilly, degenerate moonshiner, Bolshevik cowards, gaddamn traitors.

  [BJ then drinks the cup of Whiskey and passes out, and Horton then raises his arms and grins] 

• William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : [after hacking off Engel's arm with a hatchet, then burying it deep in her head]  Lady... That the best you got? Then your best won't do. You're among wolves now. And these are our woods.

  [splits Engel's head open with the hatchet] 

• [from trailer] 

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : You take freedom away from the American people, you're playing with fire. And I intend to pour some gasoline!

• William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : Place has gone to shit.

  Rip Blazkowicz : I ain't been down here in nearly a decade, I own a two thousand acre ranch up by Forney Lake now. I heard on the radio you were sighted up near Roswell, I figured you might show up here.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : Nothing in this house but bad memories.

  Rip Blazkowicz : So why'd you come? Need a place to hide, you need money? Well, you're barking up the wrong tree son, far too late to come beggin' now.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : Ain't nothing you can offer to make up for what you've done to us. I think of my father, I see a "fuck you" and a fist flying at my face.

  Rip Blazkowicz : When'd you ever do right by me? Disobedient, ungrateful, sense like a flat tire, and a mouth like a sewer. Oh I saw where you was headed, I've been down that hole myself, and I guaren-goddamn-tee you I did all in my might to pull you out. What more do you want from me?

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : I wanted you to treat me like I mattered, like I wasn't some... piece of dog shit got stuck on your shoe.

  Rip Blazkowicz : I did my damndest with you, the truth is you were broke beyond fixin'. What are you, some sorta... Super Killer Terror Bomber now? You on the wrong side buddy. All them years, I was banging my head into the wall, coming to see that everyone was against me, and when the Nazis took over things got a lot better. You play by their rules, you can do very well for yourself. Ask anyone around these parts, Blazkowicz is a name of renown and respect. Everything you touch turns to shit, and I do not need your stink on my name! Wanted murderer, run off into the army as soon as you come of age. You broke your mother's heart.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : Where is she?

  Rip Blazkowicz : She's gone.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : When, what happened?

  Rip Blazkowicz : Well, what happened is we had a big goddamn war, and now we got a new government with new rules. They took her, she gone. And what's that queer outfit you're wearing?

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : What'da mean they took her?

  Rip Blazkowicz : They rounded up all the Jews, and the coloreds, and the queers. This is a white man's world now, white man's gotta keep it Christian.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : You sold her out.

  Rip Blazkowicz : So what? Wife made a living bemoaning me, and raised a boy into a murderer! Well, I always saw you for what you are; ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

  Rip Blazkowicz : On your knees.

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : Daddy, I'm your son.

  Rip Blazkowicz : Down on your fuckin knees!

  William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : Was a time I was scared of you, was a time I'da pissed myself had a gun pointed at my head. You know what I feel right now? Not a goddamn thing.

• William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : [after destroying the two Zerstorer robots on the Ausmerzer]  Can you feel it, General? You are the old and weak. And this is your day of doom.

• William 'B.J.' Blazkowicz : You've gotten so fat.

  Anya Oliwa : [laughs]  Set says we're having twins.