The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV Series)

The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets (2017)

Alex Borstein: Susie Myerson

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• Susie Myerson : Hey, who's this guy?

  Table Guy : He's from Montana.

  Susie Myerson : Huh. And what's his blood type?

  Table Guy : I don't know.

  Susie Myerson : Well, you told me one useless piece of shit detail. I thought you could throw in another.

• Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : I had such a thing for Bing Crosby when I was little.

  Susie Myerson : Really? He's so oily looking.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : No he's not.

  Susie Myerson : Look like if you got on top of him, you'd slide right off.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : Never watching "White Christmas" again.

• Susie Myerson : 30% percent of all comics die from cord-related injuries.

  Miriam 'Midge' Maisel : That's not true.

  Susie Myerson : Well, it's up there.