Tim Heidecker credited as playing...
Josh Tyler • Tex
- Kitty Tyler: [thinking she heard something outside their house] I feel like I heard the backup generator go on, too.
- Josh Tyler: What do you know about the backup generator?
- Kitty Tyler: Can you stop being an asshole for two seconds? Just look.
- Josh Tyler: All right. I'm looking. I'll get my binoculars. I see nothing. I see beautiful stars.
- Kitty Tyler: Are you really looking?
- Josh Tyler: Yeah, I'm looking. Oh, shit. No, yeah, I... there's something out there.
- Kitty Tyler: Don't fuck with me, Josh.
- Josh Tyler: I'm not fucking with you. I'm serious. There's something out there. Look. Look behind the car.
- Kitty Tyler: Where? I don't see it.
- Josh Tyler: It's by the car. Look.
- Kitty Tyler: I can't...
- Josh Tyler: Oh, shit.
- Kitty Tyler: What?
- Josh Tyler: Oh, my God, it's O.J.!
- [she realizes he's just screwing around]
- Josh Tyler: It's O.J. Simpson.
- Kitty Tyler: What is wrong with you? Seriously.
- Kitty Tyler: What was that?
- Josh Tyler: What?
- Kitty Tyler: I heard something outside.
- Josh Tyler: Okay.
- Kitty Tyler: A rustling. Walking, like a person. There's a person walking around outside our fucking house.
- Josh Tyler: It's probably a squirrel. I don't know.
- Kitty Tyler: Would you please get up and look?
- Josh Tyler: [lounging in a recliner] I'm busy. I'm... I'm busy. So...
- [Kitty glares]
- Josh Tyler: Maybe it's a... a pizza guy. Maybe the girls ordered pizza.
- Kitty Tyler: Get up and take a look. I'm scared.
- Josh Tyler: Oh... I don't want to. I want to stay down here. I want to just stay in my cozy spot.
- Kitty Tyler: [insistently] Get up and look.
- Josh Tyler: [getting to his feet] Jesus Christ.