Samurai Jack (TV Series)

Episode CI (2017)

John DiMaggio: The Scotsman

Quotes 

• Samurai Jack : I met someone.

  The Scotsman : Who?

  Samurai Jack : Her.

  [points at Ashi attacking his allies] 

  The Scotsman : I don't think she's your type, laddie.

• The Scotsman : Jackie boy!

  [goes in for a hug, but phases through Jack] 

  The Scotsman : Great, keep forgetting about that.

  Samurai Jack : You...? You're dead?

  The Scotsman : Aye. Just a wee bit.

  Samurai Jack : Then how?

  The Scotsman : Celtic magic!

• The Scotsman : Oy, you've got to meet me bonny daughters! There's Flora, Maeve, Isla, Bradana, Murdina, Alana, Oban, Ardbey, Fiona, Assie, Bonnie, Lorna, Mawina, Shona, Nora, Piesil, Shanath, Euspeth, Edme, Freya, Gilbartha, Gesha, Grizela, Innes, Dawntha, Cora, Davina, Kina...

  Samurai Jack : So many.

  The Scotsman : Aye, my pride and joy.

• Past Aku : Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!

  Aku : ...NOT! Because, after all these years, I have finally captured SAMURAI JACK AND THE SWORD!

  [cackles evilly] 

  The Scotsman : No!

  Ravers : Samurai!

  Ringo : Jack?

  Woolie : Oh no!

  Monkey Boy : Friend.

  Rothchild : Oh, dear.

  Aku : To all those fools who dare oppose me, your hero is dead! Your hope is dead! I am the one true master! Let this be a lesson to all! TIME TO DIE, SAMURAI JACK!